December 27, 2007

Mike Gravel Presents: One Fucked-Up Christmas

Even worse than Giuliani’s fruitcake rant, this ad demonstrates almost every level of terrible known to man. Sure, it’s not serious, but it really can’t improve your chances at the polls by any means. I really can’t explain it with words. Just watch it.

It has to be the most disturbing thing [...]

December 27, 2007

Giuliani Releases 9/11-a-palooza Ad In Florida.

He’s freakin’ out, man. Rudy’s poll numbers have been far from satisfactory in the past few weeks, so now he’s goin’ craaaaaaaaazy! Check this out:

So? Waddyathink? Dripping with 9/11 goodness, isn’t it? This latest ad is Rudy’s desperate attempt to grab the attention of Florida geriatrics. Next in the pipeline, Giuliani’s [...]

December 27, 2007

Bhutto’s Body To Be Transported For Burial

According to several sources, the body of Benazir Bhutto is to be transported to her ancestral home for burial. A video of the first sighting of her casket has surfaced on Pakistani television, and has just started to air here in the States.

December 27, 2007

Press Conference In Progress In Crawford.

In reaction to the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, the White House is now having a press conference at their western branch in Crawford. The White House will be investigating the incident, and they have stated that President Bush is looking forward to having a conversation with President Musharraf.
UPDATE: Bush said in a brief address a [...]

December 27, 2007

Bhutto Assassinated During Rally

The news has just broken that former Pakistani prime minister Benazir Bhutto has been assassinated after wrapping up an election rally today. MSNBC has just completed an interview with Rudy Guliani, for reasons I cannot decipher, and they have just begun to speak with Senator Arlen Spector, who was scheduled to meet Bhutto later this [...]

December 27, 2007

Welcome to the Spyglass Report

This is the Spyglass Report. Political commentary, opinion, and news for the common guy and/or gal. Expect a lot of changes in the coming weeks. We’re just getting started.