Well, the dust has cleared and the candidates have spouted their opinions of the recently slain Benazir Bhutto. Who came out on top? Why, Walnuts, of course! John McCain came forward mere moments after he heard the news, saying that he would be on the phone, meeting with the National Security Council, and saving kitties [...]
December 28, 2007
WTF Moment: Bill Parcells Waddles To Miami
Here’s a little hint of sports news to lighten the mood. “The Tuna” has dragged his flabby hambone ass from Dallas to Miami to become the Vice President of Operations of the world’s suckiest football team, the Dolphins.
After leaving the Cowboys in shambles, Parcells has spent his short retirement playing Bocce with his asshole friends [...]
