Well, the dust has cleared and the candidates have spouted their opinions of the recently slain Benazir Bhutto. Who came out on top? Why, Walnuts, of course! John McCain came forward mere moments after he heard the news, saying that he would be on the phone, meeting with the National Security Council, and saving kitties from trees in the event of an international disaster such as this if he was president.
Also, in an interview with the Politico’s Roger Simon, McCain bashed his opponents by saying that Giuliani’s experience has “very little to do with national security issues.” He also said that Giuliani has never visited Iraq.
So, in the aftermath of middle-eastern tragedy, I hereby decree that John McCain is teh uber haX0r of teh PAK157AN! [Politico]
