Tuesday, Tuesday, TUESDAY!!!!! It’s the democratic frontrunner’s fight to the death in the “CLOBBERIN’ IN CONCORD!!!” Watch as Hillary “Sandy Vajayjay” Clinton dukes it out in an electoral battle royale with Barack “Dynomaiiiiite!” Obama!
It’s been one hell of a cagematch so far, folks! It’s Clinton with 39% and Obama with 36% with 63% of the [...]
January 8, 2008
YOU Think About It 2008: N’Hampshire Democratic OCTAGON CAGE MATCH!
January 8, 2008
McCain Wins New Hampshire, Romney In Second
With a scant 22% reporting, all of the major news outlets have projected good ‘ol Walnuts McCain as the winner of the New Hampshire GOP primary. Romney is just now finishing up his concession speech, and all of this is happening while the Democrats are still too close to call. As of my typing, Clinton [...]
January 8, 2008
Dixville Notch Chooses McCain and Obama
The results are in from the town that has nothing better to do than vote at the stroke of midnight. John McCain and Barack Obama won the small town this morning. The final Zogby poll has McCain ahead Romney by 9, and Obama ahead of Clinton by 14.
Just scrolled down on my news reader here, [...]
