I’ve come across quite a few campaign ad over the past few days on the Interweb tubes, so I’ve decided to gather ‘em all up and serve ‘em your way. Here they are in all of their poorly produced glory.
Fred “DUN DUN” Thompson: He’s had a tough time. Trying to win delegates while also changing diapers can be one helluva challenge, but he’s still out on the prowl for votes in South Carolina on Saturday. It’s basically just ‘ol Freddy looking at the camera and stating his case. There’s also one awkward angle change to mix things up!
Hillary Clinton: This ad is a bit of a transformation for the Hillster. She’s trying to make herself appear less like a greedy, unemotional bitch, and more like the sympathetic, caring, and soft-spoken voice of the people. She’s seen speaking to Americans who she says “simply cannot be heard,” and that’s followed by stock footage of a woman with a hard hat, a guy with a hard hat, the obligatory doctor visit, and more gladhanding.
John McCain: ‘Ol Walnuts is traveling through Michigan with some pretty big results. He has the lead so far, and he’s now released an ad that looks pretty much just like the one he ran in N’Hampshire, but with different old newspapers in it. It’s almost like torture, something he’s got quite a lot of experience in.
Mitt Romney: Fighting for his home state of Michigan, Mitt is rolling out this ad showcasing how much he cares for, and knows about, the state of crappy motors. He’s pretty desperate to win Michigan, since his Dad was once governor there.
Barack Obama: I couldn’t find an ad for Obama in Nevada, but here’s a video of some of his volunteers STAPLING things! Sounds exciting, right? It is!
