The results are in for Nevada, and the victors are now obvious. Hillary Clinton has taken the What Happens Here Stays Here State, with Barry trailing by 5%, and Edwards far, far behind in third.
On the GOP side, Mitt Romney finally takes the friggin’ gold, so now he can celebrate like the Special Olympian that he is. In second, we have…what? You have to be shittin’ me! It’s…it’s…
OMFG IT’S RON PAUL !!!!!11!
Yes, brothers, the savior of our democracy has proven victorious…in a second place, first loser kind of way. But still!! Liberty is ours for the taking!!! OMG I’ve gotz to call all of my patriot friends and have a sign wave in front of the Safeway!
Ahem, anyway, the Paultards are probably jumping for joy in Second Life, since they now get to make a bigger shitting furry Libertyfreedomman blimp. Zippity doo dah!
The returns for South Carolina are about to come down the pipeline, so click refresh a couple hundred times and it’ll be here eventually. Get your kids to do it, if you must.
