According to this Times article, someone is a very stupid person indeed.
Just after discovering actor Heath Ledger’s body in his bedroom, the masseuse promptly picked up the phone and called…Mary-Kate Olsen.
Since Mary-Kate was apparently a friend of Ledger, the masseuse’s first reaction was of course to call the useless old child star for guidance on the matter. Maybe she didn’t know the numbers for 911. After making this crucial phone call, not once, but twice, she then called authorities. Olsen told the housekeeper during one of these calls that she would call some “private security people” she knew. Yeah, great, Mary-Kate. The dude is dead. Do you really think a bodyguard is going to help anything. Jesus, Ashley would never say stupid shit like that. I always liked Ashley better…
