America’s penis has spoken, and John McCain has been projected to win. Romney is currently in second, with Giuliani in third and Paul in fourth. Some deadpool members have even raked in votes with senile jews and inebriated Cubans. Fred Thompson has a whopping 1% of the vote, and Duncan Hunter has about 2,000 votes.
And now… the Spyglass Report’s first ever LIVEBLOG! I’m currently typing during Rudy’s concession speech, and all times are central time.
8:31 – Education is the topic. He just got off of a rant about how big of a party the Republicans are.
8:32 – Religion, Race, Politics, oh my!
8:33 – MSNBC just cut to Romney’s speech in mid-sentence. Of course we know what he’s gonna say. Olympics shit, childhood, dreams, unicorns… I’m now chan ging the channel.
8:36 – Everybody’s on Romney now. Oh well, Rudy’s probably dropping out as I type. I’ll get the ‘pool ready.
Stay tuned for more…
