Super Tuesday can take a lot out of you. After that fateful night, I awoke in the middle of a field filled with corn stubble, with my pants at my ankles and an overpowering smell of Pine-Sol and feces in the air.
I have since recovered, and hope to cover the Texas and Ohio primaries as well as my traumatized brain will allow. Let’s recap right quick.
- Obama is leading by 157 delegates.
- Clinton has been doing some serious bitching.
- McCain has clenched the republican nomination.
- Romney dropped out like the puss that he is. Nominated for Most Mormon and Best Loser Stiffie awards.
- Huckabee’s still truckin’, with only Jebus and fried squirrel keeping him alive.
- RALPH NADER’S GONNA FUCK IT UP AGAIN.
Now back to the current. In Texas, my home state, The Hillster and Obama are neck-and-neck in the polls. Now I just can’t wait till it’s all over. Now I know how Iowa felt. Damn.
