YOU Think About It 2008: Supa Tuesday Throwdown

Well, here it is. The day voters have been dreading and politicians have been masturbating about. Super Tuesday.
The polls say Clinton, hope says Obama, big business says Romney, war-mongers say McCain, and Jebus says Huckabee, but no matter what any of them say, the voters will have to decide. I’m really not liking this “responsibility” [...]

YTAI’08 Deadpool: Dennis Kucinich

They’re dropping like flies, and the littlest fly has finally decided to turn it’s belly. Our good little friend Dennis Kucinich will be expected to make a formal announcement tomorrow that he will be dropping out of the 2008 election, presumably to have more crazy, rabid, sweaty elfin-on-giantess lovemaking. He’s also stated that he will [...]

Nevada Debate Lowdown

It’s been a long one, folks. It’s still going on as I type, and things haven’t really happened. I ate some lasagna, took a shower, and filled out a few student aid forms while the candidates have been blabbing, and nothing much has stuck out. Edwards is being a little irritable, and the race card [...]

YOU Think About It 2008: N’Hampshire Democratic OCTAGON CAGE MATCH!

Tuesday, Tuesday, TUESDAY!!!!! It’s the democratic frontrunner’s fight to the death in the “CLOBBERIN’ IN CONCORD!!!” Watch as Hillary “Sandy Vajayjay” Clinton dukes it out in an electoral battle royale with Barack “Dynomaiiiiite!” Obama!
It’s been one hell of a cagematch so far, folks! It’s Clinton with 39% and Obama with 36% with 63% of the [...]

Romney Still Bitchy, Making Up Stupid Olympics Analogies

All of the candidates have trudged on to the Granite State, but one is still whining about the state he left behind. Mittens Romney is at it again, sending letters to his supporters, and trying to make himself feel better by saying that in the olympics, winning the silver doesn’t mean that you won’t win [...]

YOU Think About It 2008: The Deadpool

I’ve finally decided to make my election coverage a little more flashy. I now introduce to you, YOU Think About It 2008, the pinnacle of election coverage! I’ll get some graphics packages and shit made up later. I’ve gotta get some swishy newsy-type noises to go with ‘em, too.
As my first post of our in-depth [...]

It’s Finally Over! Obama and Huckster Win Tall Corn State

Thank the Lord it’s finally passed. The Iowa caucuses have ended. The citizens of Iowa can now return to their snowplows and butter churning, and the candidate can head to New Hampshire to focus all of their annoyance powers on that unsuspecting populace.
The mostly final results have revealed that Barack Obama has won for the [...]

Iowa Zeitgeist: Huck’s A Dumbass, Among Other Observations

Here we are. A day away from the most overblown, over-hyped gathering of Midwesterners in the history of democracy. Where do we stand? Hell if I know. Edwards is campaigning to the point of near-exhaustion of both hair and body, Clinton is handing snow shovels to folks who could be snowed in, Ron Paul has [...]

Huckabee Pulls Attack Ad, Shows It To Mass Media

In an absolutely batshit crazy press conference by the Huckabee camp, the formerly snuggably soft governor or Arkansas announced that he decided not to broadcast a new ad attacking Mitt Romney. Instead, he shows it to the Press!

I can just see Huck thinking about this. Why buy ad space on the [...]

Another OMFG Moment: Obama Leads In Iowa

When the Iowans ever stop? The polls have appeared to change again, and this time their in Obama’s favor. A lot. He’s now leading by seven points according to the Register.
I guess it’s high time now to present my predictions for the winners of the Iowa caucuses. Here we go after the jump.