WTF Moment: Bill Parcells Waddles To Miami

Here’s a little hint of sports news to lighten the mood. “The Tuna” has dragged his flabby hambone ass from Dallas to Miami to become the Vice President of Operations of the world’s suckiest football team, the Dolphins.
After leaving the Cowboys in shambles, Parcells has spent his short retirement playing Bocce with his asshole friends [...]

Giuliani Releases 9/11-a-palooza Ad In Florida.

He’s freakin’ out, man. Rudy’s poll numbers have been far from satisfactory in the past few weeks, so now he’s goin’ craaaaaaaaazy! Check this out:

So? Waddyathink? Dripping with 9/11 goodness, isn’t it? This latest ad is Rudy’s desperate attempt to grab the attention of Florida geriatrics. Next in the pipeline, Giuliani’s [...]