Nevada Thinks About It ‘08: Romney & Clinton Win

The results are in for Nevada, and the victors are now obvious. Hillary Clinton has taken the What Happens Here Stays Here State, with Barry trailing by 5%, and Edwards far, far behind in third.
On the GOP side, Mitt Romney finally takes the friggin’ gold, so now he can celebrate like the Special Olympian that [...]

It’s Finally Over! Obama and Huckster Win Tall Corn State

Thank the Lord it’s finally passed. The Iowa caucuses have ended. The citizens of Iowa can now return to their snowplows and butter churning, and the candidate can head to New Hampshire to focus all of their annoyance powers on that unsuspecting populace.
The mostly final results have revealed that Barack Obama has won for the [...]

Iowa Zeitgeist: Huck’s A Dumbass, Among Other Observations

Here we are. A day away from the most overblown, over-hyped gathering of Midwesterners in the history of democracy. Where do we stand? Hell if I know. Edwards is campaigning to the point of near-exhaustion of both hair and body, Clinton is handing snow shovels to folks who could be snowed in, Ron Paul has [...]