America’s penis has spoken, and John McCain has been projected to win. Romney is currently in second, with Giuliani in third and Paul in fourth. Some deadpool members have even raked in votes with senile jews and inebriated Cubans. Fred Thompson has a whopping 1% of the vote, and Duncan Hunter has about 2,000 votes.
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Posts Tagged as ‘deadpool’
January 29, 2008
YTAI’08 PrimaryWatch: Florida
January 24, 2008
YTAI’08 Deadpool: Dennis Kucinich
They’re dropping like flies, and the littlest fly has finally decided to turn it’s belly. Our good little friend Dennis Kucinich will be expected to make a formal announcement tomorrow that he will be dropping out of the 2008 election, presumably to have more crazy, rabid, sweaty elfin-on-giantess lovemaking. He’s also stated that he will [...]
January 22, 2008
YTAI’08 Deadpool: Fred Thompson
It’s official. Fred “DUN DUN” Thompson has ended this episode in his political life. He dropped out of the race today. I really don’t have much to say about this semi-non-candidate, but I just hope he gets his ass back on Law & Order, because I’m having severe McCoy withdrawals since he become D.A. Who [...]
January 19, 2008
YTAI’08 Deadpool: Duncan Hunter
We now mourn yet another campaign death in the 2008 election. Duncan Hunter, the candidate that everyone loved to not know about, has decided to drop out of the race. His excuse wasn’t some pussy “I’m outta money!” or “I want to spend time with family.” crap. It was honest. He pretty much said that [...]
January 10, 2008
YTAI’08 Deadpool: Bill Richardson
The deadpool is about to grow by one. It’s been reported that Bill Richardson could drop out of the presidential race today. The reason is most likely his lack of funds to air ads in New Hampshire. It’s kind of a shame, seeing this former Secretary of Energy and Clinton staffer go so soon; so, [...]
January 4, 2008
YOU Think About It 2008: The Deadpool
I’ve finally decided to make my election coverage a little more flashy. I now introduce to you, YOU Think About It 2008, the pinnacle of election coverage! I’ll get some graphics packages and shit made up later. I’ve gotta get some swishy newsy-type noises to go with ‘em, too.
As my first post of our in-depth [...]
