Here we are. A day before the South Carolina primaries. Not much has happened since Nevada, besides the bloodthirsty swings thrown by Obama and Clinton, as well as the eerie calmness of the GOP gang. Has any of the new tactics swayed voters? Let’s take a look.
South Carolina (D): Obama 44%, Clinton 24%, Edwards 19% [...]
I’ve come across quite a few campaign ad over the past few days on the Interweb tubes, so I’ve decided to gather ‘em all up and serve ‘em your way. Here they are in all of their poorly produced glory.
Fred “DUN DUN” Thompson: He’s had a tough time. Trying to win delegates while also changing [...]
The deadpool is about to grow by one. It’s been reported that Bill Richardson could drop out of the presidential race today. The reason is most likely his lack of funds to air ads in New Hampshire. It’s kind of a shame, seeing this former Secretary of Energy and Clinton staffer go so soon; so, [...]
Tuesday, Tuesday, TUESDAY!!!!! It’s the democratic frontrunner’s fight to the death in the “CLOBBERIN’ IN CONCORD!!!” Watch as Hillary “Sandy Vajayjay” Clinton dukes it out in an electoral battle royale with Barack “Dynomaiiiiite!” Obama!
It’s been one hell of a cagematch so far, folks! It’s Clinton with 39% and Obama with 36% with 63% of the [...]
With a scant 22% reporting, all of the major news outlets have projected good ‘ol Walnuts McCain as the winner of the New Hampshire GOP primary. Romney is just now finishing up his concession speech, and all of this is happening while the Democrats are still too close to call. As of my typing, Clinton [...]
The results are in from the town that has nothing better to do than vote at the stroke of midnight. John McCain and Barack Obama won the small town this morning. The final Zogby poll has McCain ahead Romney by 9, and Obama ahead of Clinton by 14.
Just scrolled down on my news reader here, [...]
Here we are. A day away from the most overblown, over-hyped gathering of Midwesterners in the history of democracy. Where do we stand? Hell if I know. Edwards is campaigning to the point of near-exhaustion of both hair and body, Clinton is handing snow shovels to folks who could be snowed in, Ron Paul has [...]
