They’re dropping like flies, and the littlest fly has finally decided to turn it’s belly. Our good little friend Dennis Kucinich will be expected to make a formal announcement tomorrow that he will be dropping out of the 2008 election, presumably to have more crazy, rabid, sweaty elfin-on-giantess lovemaking. He’s also stated that he will [...]
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January 15, 2008
The Magical Adventures of Dennis The Elf: Dennis Goes To Las Vegas
Today, we join our little elf in Sin City, as he has come across quite an obstacle. MSNBC won’t let the little guy into the democratic debates tonight. Enraged, the compact congressman sauntered over to the district court to get himself some justice. The cards fell in his favor, as the judge ruled that the [...]
