YTAI’08 PrimaryWatch: Florida

America’s penis has spoken, and John McCain has been projected to win. Romney is currently in second, with Giuliani in third and Paul in fourth. Some deadpool members have even raked in votes with senile jews and inebriated Cubans. Fred Thompson has a whopping 1% of the vote, and Duncan Hunter has about 2,000 votes.
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McCain Pwns Post-Bhutto

Well, the dust has cleared and the candidates have spouted their opinions of the recently slain Benazir Bhutto. Who came out on top? Why, Walnuts, of course! John McCain came forward mere moments after he heard the news, saying that he would be on the phone, meeting with the National Security Council, and saving kitties [...]

Giuliani Releases 9/11-a-palooza Ad In Florida.

He’s freakin’ out, man. Rudy’s poll numbers have been far from satisfactory in the past few weeks, so now he’s goin’ craaaaaaaaazy! Check this out:

So? Waddyathink? Dripping with 9/11 goodness, isn’t it? This latest ad is Rudy’s desperate attempt to grab the attention of Florida geriatrics. Next in the pipeline, Giuliani’s [...]