Super Tuesday can take a lot out of you. After that fateful night, I awoke in the middle of a field filled with corn stubble, with my pants at my ankles and an overpowering smell of Pine-Sol and feces in the air.
I have since recovered, and hope to cover the Texas and Ohio primaries as [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘huckabee’
March 1, 2008
Where in the Hell Have I Been? IN HELL, YOU ASSHOLES!!!
January 25, 2008
South Carolina Poll Roundup
Here we are. A day before the South Carolina primaries. Not much has happened since Nevada, besides the bloodthirsty swings thrown by Obama and Clinton, as well as the eerie calmness of the GOP gang. Has any of the new tactics swayed voters? Let’s take a look.
South Carolina (D): Obama 44%, Clinton 24%, Edwards 19% [...]
January 17, 2008
The Huckster’s Jebusification of America
Evangelical America’s favorite ex-corpulent governor was interviewed by a religious website recently. In this interview, he continues to spread his crazed ideals to his spoon-fed followers, and scaring away all of the possible voters with at least one semi-functioning brain cell. These crazed ideals include:
Homosexuality is just as bad as bestiality.
Aligning the U.S. Constitution with [...]
January 3, 2008
It’s Finally Over! Obama and Huckster Win Tall Corn State
Thank the Lord it’s finally passed. The Iowa caucuses have ended. The citizens of Iowa can now return to their snowplows and butter churning, and the candidate can head to New Hampshire to focus all of their annoyance powers on that unsuspecting populace.
The mostly final results have revealed that Barack Obama has won for the [...]
January 1, 2008
Huckabee Pulls Attack Ad, Shows It To Mass Media
In an absolutely batshit crazy press conference by the Huckabee camp, the formerly snuggably soft governor or Arkansas announced that he decided not to broadcast a new ad attacking Mitt Romney. Instead, he shows it to the Press!
I can just see Huck thinking about this. Why buy ad space on the [...]
December 30, 2007
OMFG Moment: Edwards Leads In Iowa
The latest polls show that in Iowa, the tables seem to be turning for the Dems. John Edwards is squeaking a 1% lead in front of Clinton and Obama. The actual numbers show Edwards with 24, Clinton with 23, Obama with 22 and Bill Richardson comfortably in fourth at 12. On the republican side, Huckabee [...]
