Posts Tagged as ‘iowa’

January 3, 2008

It’s Finally Over! Obama and Huckster Win Tall Corn State

Thank the Lord it’s finally passed. The Iowa caucuses have ended. The citizens of Iowa can now return to their snowplows and butter churning, and the candidate can head to New Hampshire to focus all of their annoyance powers on that unsuspecting populace.
The mostly final results have revealed that Barack Obama has won for the [...]

January 2, 2008

Iowa Zeitgeist: Huck’s A Dumbass, Among Other Observations

Here we are. A day away from the most overblown, over-hyped gathering of Midwesterners in the history of democracy. Where do we stand? Hell if I know. Edwards is campaigning to the point of near-exhaustion of both hair and body, Clinton is handing snow shovels to folks who could be snowed in, Ron Paul has [...]

January 1, 2008

Another OMFG Moment: Obama Leads In Iowa

When the Iowans ever stop? The polls have appeared to change again, and this time their in Obama’s favor. A lot. He’s now leading by seven points according to the Register.
I guess it’s high time now to present my predictions for the winners of the Iowa caucuses. Here we go after the jump.