Posts Tagged as ‘jebus’

January 17, 2008

The Huckster’s Jebusification of America

Evangelical America’s favorite ex-corpulent governor was interviewed by a religious website recently. In this interview, he continues to spread his crazed ideals to his spoon-fed followers, and scaring away all of the possible voters with at least one semi-functioning brain cell. These crazed ideals include:

Homosexuality is just as bad as bestiality.
Aligning the U.S. Constitution with [...]

January 1, 2008

Huckabee Pulls Attack Ad, Shows It To Mass Media

In an absolutely batshit crazy press conference by the Huckabee camp, the formerly snuggably soft governor or Arkansas announced that he decided not to broadcast a new ad attacking Mitt Romney. Instead, he shows it to the Press!

I can just see Huck thinking about this. Why buy ad space on the [...]

December 30, 2007

OMFG Moment: Edwards Leads In Iowa

The latest polls show that in Iowa, the tables seem to be turning for the Dems. John Edwards is squeaking a 1% lead in front of Clinton and Obama. The actual numbers show Edwards with 24, Clinton with 23, Obama with 22 and Bill Richardson comfortably in fourth at 12. On the republican side, Huckabee [...]