America’s penis has spoken, and John McCain has been projected to win. Romney is currently in second, with Giuliani in third and Paul in fourth. Some deadpool members have even raked in votes with senile jews and inebriated Cubans. Fred Thompson has a whopping 1% of the vote, and Duncan Hunter has about 2,000 votes.
And [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘MSNBC’
January 29, 2008
YTAI’08 PrimaryWatch: Florida
January 17, 2008
The Huckster’s Jebusification of America
Evangelical America’s favorite ex-corpulent governor was interviewed by a religious website recently. In this interview, he continues to spread his crazed ideals to his spoon-fed followers, and scaring away all of the possible voters with at least one semi-functioning brain cell. These crazed ideals include:
Homosexuality is just as bad as bestiality.
Aligning the U.S. Constitution with [...]
January 15, 2008
The Magical Adventures of Dennis The Elf: Dennis Goes To Las Vegas
Today, we join our little elf in Sin City, as he has come across quite an obstacle. MSNBC won’t let the little guy into the democratic debates tonight. Enraged, the compact congressman sauntered over to the district court to get himself some justice. The cards fell in his favor, as the judge ruled that the [...]
