Tuesday, Tuesday, TUESDAY!!!!! It’s the democratic frontrunner’s fight to the death in the “CLOBBERIN’ IN CONCORD!!!” Watch as Hillary “Sandy Vajayjay” Clinton dukes it out in an electoral battle royale with Barack “Dynomaiiiiite!” Obama!
It’s been one hell of a cagematch so far, folks! It’s Clinton with 39% and Obama with 36% with 63% of the [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘new hampshire’
January 8, 2008
YOU Think About It 2008: N’Hampshire Democratic OCTAGON CAGE MATCH!
January 8, 2008
McCain Wins New Hampshire, Romney In Second
With a scant 22% reporting, all of the major news outlets have projected good ‘ol Walnuts McCain as the winner of the New Hampshire GOP primary. Romney is just now finishing up his concession speech, and all of this is happening while the Democrats are still too close to call. As of my typing, Clinton [...]
January 8, 2008
Dixville Notch Chooses McCain and Obama
The results are in from the town that has nothing better to do than vote at the stroke of midnight. John McCain and Barack Obama won the small town this morning. The final Zogby poll has McCain ahead Romney by 9, and Obama ahead of Clinton by 14.
Just scrolled down on my news reader here, [...]
January 7, 2008
N’Hampshire Pre-Game: Clinton Cries, Paultards Drop F-Bombs
What a day it has been, folks. John Edwards once again has been on the brink of killing himself, and Clintons Bill and Hillary have been crying and arguing their way to Tuesday. Drudge has brought up the possibility of Hill dropping out, and Romney has managed to muster a three-point lead in front of [...]
January 7, 2008
The Mac Is Back: McCain Claims To Be Pork-Free
The New Hampshire frontrunner has a little bit of ’splainin to do. Think Progress reported the other day that John McCain claimed to have never asked for an earmark to benefit his home state. Check out the quote:
And I’m proud to tell you, Chris, in 24 years as a member of Congress, I have never [...]
January 4, 2008
Romney Still Bitchy, Making Up Stupid Olympics Analogies
All of the candidates have trudged on to the Granite State, but one is still whining about the state he left behind. Mittens Romney is at it again, sending letters to his supporters, and trying to make himself feel better by saying that in the olympics, winning the silver doesn’t mean that you won’t win [...]
