YOU Think About It 2008: Primary Ad Round-Up

I’ve come across quite a few campaign ad over the past few days on the Interweb tubes, so I’ve decided to gather ‘em all up and serve ‘em your way. Here they are in all of their poorly produced glory.
Fred “DUN DUN” Thompson: He’s had a tough time. Trying to win delegates while also changing [...]

The Mac Is Back: McCain Claims To Be Pork-Free

The New Hampshire frontrunner has a little bit of ’splainin to do. Think Progress reported the other day that John McCain claimed to have never asked for an earmark to benefit his home state. Check out the quote:
And I’m proud to tell you, Chris, in 24 years as a member of Congress, I have never [...]

Romney Still Bitchy, Making Up Stupid Olympics Analogies

All of the candidates have trudged on to the Granite State, but one is still whining about the state he left behind. Mittens Romney is at it again, sending letters to his supporters, and trying to make himself feel better by saying that in the olympics, winning the silver doesn’t mean that you won’t win [...]

YOU Think About It 2008: The Deadpool

I’ve finally decided to make my election coverage a little more flashy. I now introduce to you, YOU Think About It 2008, the pinnacle of election coverage! I’ll get some graphics packages and shit made up later. I’ve gotta get some swishy newsy-type noises to go with ‘em, too.
As my first post of our in-depth [...]

Iowa Zeitgeist: Huck’s A Dumbass, Among Other Observations

Here we are. A day away from the most overblown, over-hyped gathering of Midwesterners in the history of democracy. Where do we stand? Hell if I know. Edwards is campaigning to the point of near-exhaustion of both hair and body, Clinton is handing snow shovels to folks who could be snowed in, Ron Paul has [...]

Another OMFG Moment: Obama Leads In Iowa

When the Iowans ever stop? The polls have appeared to change again, and this time their in Obama’s favor. A lot. He’s now leading by seven points according to the Register.
I guess it’s high time now to present my predictions for the winners of the Iowa caucuses. Here we go after the jump.

OMFG Moment: Edwards Leads In Iowa

The latest polls show that in Iowa, the tables seem to be turning for the Dems. John Edwards is squeaking a 1% lead in front of Clinton and Obama. The actual numbers show Edwards with 24, Clinton with 23, Obama with 22 and Bill Richardson comfortably in fourth at 12. On the republican side, Huckabee [...]

McCain Pwns Post-Bhutto

Well, the dust has cleared and the candidates have spouted their opinions of the recently slain Benazir Bhutto. Who came out on top? Why, Walnuts, of course! John McCain came forward mere moments after he heard the news, saying that he would be on the phone, meeting with the National Security Council, and saving kitties [...]

Press Conference In Progress In Crawford.

In reaction to the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, the White House is now having a press conference at their western branch in Crawford. The White House will be investigating the incident, and they have stated that President Bush is looking forward to having a conversation with President Musharraf.
UPDATE: Bush said in a brief address a [...]