YTAI’08 PrimaryWatch: Florida

America’s penis has spoken, and John McCain has been projected to win. Romney is currently in second, with Giuliani in third and Paul in fourth. Some deadpool members have even raked in votes with senile jews and inebriated Cubans. Fred Thompson has a whopping 1% of the vote, and Duncan Hunter has about 2,000 votes.
And [...]

South Carolina Poll Roundup

Here we are. A day before the South Carolina primaries. Not much has happened since Nevada, besides the bloodthirsty swings thrown by Obama and Clinton, as well as the eerie calmness of the GOP gang. Has any of the new tactics swayed voters? Let’s take a look.

South Carolina (D): Obama 44%, Clinton 24%, Edwards 19% [...]

The Huckster’s Jebusification of America

Evangelical America’s favorite ex-corpulent governor was interviewed by a religious website recently. In this interview, he continues to spread his crazed ideals to his spoon-fed followers, and scaring away all of the possible voters with at least one semi-functioning brain cell. These crazed ideals include:

Homosexuality is just as bad as bestiality.
Aligning the U.S. Constitution with [...]

YOU Think About It 2008: Primary Ad Round-Up

I’ve come across quite a few campaign ad over the past few days on the Interweb tubes, so I’ve decided to gather ‘em all up and serve ‘em your way. Here they are in all of their poorly produced glory.
Fred “DUN DUN” Thompson: He’s had a tough time. Trying to win delegates while also changing [...]

Paul’s Attack on Cooke County: Continuing Coverage

Here’s a follow-up on the advertisement I found in my local newspaper yesterday.
I visited the Meetup site where they’re planning the event, and it seems that they’re organizing a “sign wave” in the empty lot out by the Wal-Mart in Gainesville, Texas, the county seat. So far, one person has said they will arrive, and [...]

Paultards Attack: My Local Newspaper

I live in a small town. A microscopic town. A town whose soft-brained populace could be easily overtaken by crazed political factions. Like Paultards. Their icy-cold ‘tard grip is already tightening on a major news outlet here in town…the free county newspaper.
I just got this week’s issue in the mail. I opened it up and [...]

Dixville Notch Chooses McCain and Obama

The results are in from the town that has nothing better to do than vote at the stroke of midnight. John McCain and Barack Obama won the small town this morning. The final Zogby poll has McCain ahead Romney by 9, and Obama ahead of Clinton by 14.
Just scrolled down on my news reader here, [...]

The Mac Is Back: McCain Claims To Be Pork-Free

The New Hampshire frontrunner has a little bit of ’splainin to do. Think Progress reported the other day that John McCain claimed to have never asked for an earmark to benefit his home state. Check out the quote:
And I’m proud to tell you, Chris, in 24 years as a member of Congress, I have never [...]

Iowa Zeitgeist: Huck’s A Dumbass, Among Other Observations

Here we are. A day away from the most overblown, over-hyped gathering of Midwesterners in the history of democracy. Where do we stand? Hell if I know. Edwards is campaigning to the point of near-exhaustion of both hair and body, Clinton is handing snow shovels to folks who could be snowed in, Ron Paul has [...]