Super Tuesday can take a lot out of you. After that fateful night, I awoke in the middle of a field filled with corn stubble, with my pants at my ankles and an overpowering smell of Pine-Sol and feces in the air.
I have since recovered, and hope to cover the Texas and Ohio primaries as [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘texas’
March 1, 2008
Where in the Hell Have I Been? IN HELL, YOU ASSHOLES!!!
January 10, 2008
Paul’s Attack on Cooke County: Continuing Coverage
Here’s a follow-up on the advertisement I found in my local newspaper yesterday.
I visited the Meetup site where they’re planning the event, and it seems that they’re organizing a “sign wave” in the empty lot out by the Wal-Mart in Gainesville, Texas, the county seat. So far, one person has said they will arrive, and [...]
January 1, 2008
Trans-Texas Corridor: A Big ‘Ol F.U. For Texans
I’m a Texan, and I love the state I live in. Texas has a little bit of everything. Oceans, lakes, mountains, plains, dry barren landscapes, and lush wooded areas. I live in northern Texas, about twenty miles from the Oklahoma border, and about three miles away from the nearest I-35 onramp.
My pathetic little town conveniently [...]
