YOU Think About It 2008: Supa Tuesday Throwdown

Well, here it is. The day voters have been dreading and politicians have been masturbating about. Super Tuesday.
The polls say Clinton, hope says Obama, big business says Romney, war-mongers say McCain, and Jebus says Huckabee, but no matter what any of them say, the voters will have to decide. I’m really not liking this “responsibility” [...]

YTAI’08 PrimaryWatch: Florida

America’s penis has spoken, and John McCain has been projected to win. Romney is currently in second, with Giuliani in third and Paul in fourth. Some deadpool members have even raked in votes with senile jews and inebriated Cubans. Fred Thompson has a whopping 1% of the vote, and Duncan Hunter has about 2,000 votes.
And [...]

YTAI’08 Deadpool: Fred Thompson

It’s official. Fred “DUN DUN” Thompson has ended this episode in his political life. He dropped out of the race today. I really don’t have much to say about this semi-non-candidate, but I just hope he gets his ass back on Law & Order, because I’m having severe McCoy withdrawals since he become D.A. Who [...]

YTAI’08 Deadpool: Duncan Hunter

We now mourn yet another campaign death in the 2008 election. Duncan Hunter, the candidate that everyone loved to not know about, has decided to drop out of the race. His excuse wasn’t some pussy “I’m outta money!” or “I want to spend time with family.” crap. It was honest. He pretty much said that [...]

Nevada Thinks About It ‘08: Romney & Clinton Win

The results are in for Nevada, and the victors are now obvious. Hillary Clinton has taken the What Happens Here Stays Here State, with Barry trailing by 5%, and Edwards far, far behind in third.
On the GOP side, Mitt Romney finally takes the friggin’ gold, so now he can celebrate like the Special Olympian that [...]

YOU Think About It 2008: Primary Ad Round-Up

I’ve come across quite a few campaign ad over the past few days on the Interweb tubes, so I’ve decided to gather ‘em all up and serve ‘em your way. Here they are in all of their poorly produced glory.
Fred “DUN DUN” Thompson: He’s had a tough time. Trying to win delegates while also changing [...]

YTAI’08 Deadpool: Bill Richardson

The deadpool is about to grow by one. It’s been reported that Bill Richardson could drop out of the presidential race today. The reason is most likely his lack of funds to air ads in New Hampshire. It’s kind of a shame, seeing this former Secretary of Energy and Clinton staffer go so soon; so, [...]

YOU Think About It 2008: N’Hampshire Democratic OCTAGON CAGE MATCH!

Tuesday, Tuesday, TUESDAY!!!!! It’s the democratic frontrunner’s fight to the death in the “CLOBBERIN’ IN CONCORD!!!” Watch as Hillary “Sandy Vajayjay” Clinton dukes it out in an electoral battle royale with Barack “Dynomaiiiiite!” Obama!
It’s been one hell of a cagematch so far, folks! It’s Clinton with 39% and Obama with 36% with 63% of the [...]

YOU Think About It 2008: The Deadpool

I’ve finally decided to make my election coverage a little more flashy. I now introduce to you, YOU Think About It 2008, the pinnacle of election coverage! I’ll get some graphics packages and shit made up later. I’ve gotta get some swishy newsy-type noises to go with ‘em, too.
As my first post of our in-depth [...]